You'll excuse me if I didn't celebrate Mother's Day yesterday.

Not even a curse could get me to.

Well, yesterday sure sucked. No offense, Karolina, but I am definitely not switching to soy milk any time soon. So that's what a real curse is like, huh? No control over your body, no control over your mind, confused about who you are? Sounds to me like puberty.

Now that was a curse.

...when did I buy curtains?