The VamPotter Chronicles

[arrmaitee]

Chapter 2: The Midnight Rendezvous

Remus Lupin woke up from his pre-prowl nap, rubbed his beady amber eyes and glared up at the clear night sky. The moon was full… again. What the fuck? The moon had been full for the past three weeks! There had to be sorcery involved… and Remus vowed to get to the bottom of it and, of course, to eat the

Comments

[daylyn]

LMFAO!

That's so twisted. Poor sad, funny Remus -- his lifelong fantasy about to be played out, and he ruins it by mentioning the dreaded "L" word. "Woof woof" indeed (Translation: So now who's gonna shag the werewolf?)

[arrmaitee]

LOL! Yeah, poor Remus probably won't be getting some action for anoter few Chapters... unless, of course, he runs into Vampire!Severus during his midnight prowl...

[ceris]

Rowf arf! Translation - that was bloody funny :-)

[arrmaitee]

Thanks. I've always wanted to do something with werewolf Remus...

[shagsthedustmop]

"But... I just wanted to eat some pussy! I thought she was Professor McGonagall!"

Tee hee. Poor Remus. Denied again, and even by a dead man. Dog. Whatever.

[arrmaitee]

I know... I shouldn't cut the poor werewolf a break. Especially because I like Remus... but I guess I am a sadistic author at heart...

[dacro]

*shakes head*
oh you need help, my friend! ;)
heh.

He knew what was about to happen. He had fantasized about losing his virginity to Sirius his entire life, and now, due to the deranged fantasy of a twisted author who has an unhealthy obsession with necrophilia, it would finally happen… Remus would finally be deflowered by Animagus Black... as canines... in the graveyard. How romantic!

great bit of funny, but what happened to Harry? *frantically searches for another chapter*

[arrmaitee]

I know I need help... but a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

So how have you been doing? I can't believe that I am finally done with grad school... now I just have to get a real job and move on with my life.

As for Harry, he'll be back. I just figured that there are way too many Harrycentric fics, and I wanted this one to be vignettes of different characters, as opposed to "all about Harry."

Anyway, I am writing Harry's Very Secret LiveJournal next, so you can definitely look forward to pages of Harry fanfiction coming from my LJ fairly soon.

Cheers,
Arrmaitee

[dacro]

yay for Harry's Very Secret LiveJournal!

I've been doing good, just finished Grad too! Now I'm looking for work, packing boxes, moving to another city and trying to finish Amalgam! heh.

Good luck with the job hunt, sweetie! *hugs*
~J~

[arrmaitee]

Thanks! Good luck with your move and your writing!

*hugs*
Arrmaitee

[die_dunkelseele]

“I’m back,” Sirius replied a third time, this time transforming into an enormous, jet black dog, mounting Remus, and preparing to impale him doggy-style with his siriusly long schlong.
Siriusly! HAHAHAHA.
You are toooooooooooo funny.

[arrmaitee]

Thanks! This was a lot of fun to write.