i can't believe myself
Luke's Secret Diaries - Uncensored!
Aka the one where I practice my Luke voice despite there being a Luke diary in the game already
Remday, Rem-Decan 23, ND2018
It Started with a Song
I thought today was going to be another boring day, but I was so wrong. Everything was all normal and stuff in the morning, with the maids all bending over and blocking doorways. I headed over to Guy's room for a bit, but he didn't turn up, so I stole his gels. I'd like to see him train without them, ha! But the people next door had even more gels. What's up with that? I wonder what they were doing? Also looted my parent's room - they only have 100 gald, can you believe it?
Then Master Van showed up! But he had bad news. He was going to be leaving me to look for some guy called Fon Master Ion. Leaving me! But he knew I was upset, so he tried to cheer me up. We trained really hard today, and I was having a great time, when all of a sudden this weird girl showed up and transported us into some weird place.
Ugh, I'm so mad right now!
Nighttime in the Valley
The girl's name is Tear. She keeps going on and on about some seventh fonon thing and how spoiled I am. Like I can help not knowing! I hate her. Wish I was back at the manor with Guy and Master Van.
At least we found a coach. It probably won't take much longer now, and I can have Tear arrested as soon as we get back home! Master Van better have found that Fon Master Ion guy by the time I get back!
The Malkuth Empire
Tear really needs to stop saying I'm stupid when she's worse. The coach was headed towards Grand Chokmah, the capital of Malkuth. I'm already imagining being captured and jailed and all that stuff. I didn't ask to go through this! It's all Tear's fault! I just want to go back to my manor!
Great, now I'll probably never see Guy or Master Van again.
Dammit, why does nothing ever go my way?!