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THE LIST OF GAAAAAAY
ACT 1 SCENE 1: THE MANOR
AKA In Which We Learn About Luke's Already Twisted Love Life
Skit: "Guy's not too bad with his sword"
Hey Luke I'mma gonna be cool and smile like a creeper then salute you cutely and jump out of your window 'cause I CAN'T BE SEEN HERE AS YOU CAN'T HAVE A GAY LOVER ):
SCREW YOU GUY I HAVE MASTER VAN MASTER VAN MASTER VANNNNNNNNNNNN
Of course you have me Luke except not really because I'm groping Guy behind your back
ACT 1 SCENE 2: TATAROO VALLEY
AKA: In Which There is No Gay. At All.
Uke....wake......FOR I AM HERE WITH THE COCKBLOCK AS THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH HO YAY IN THE PREVIOUS SCENE
B-BUT I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HO YAY NOW THERE ARE TOO MANY MONSTERS STOP SINGING AND GET THEM AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh-- gurk
ACT 1 SCENE 3: THE WAGON
AKA: In Which Gay is Forced In
Guy...Nghh...
Sup Luke gonna interrupt your erotic dream here 'cause I'm obviously sexier than that silly servant and will seduce both of you later along with that Fon Master 'guy'.
h-hey what about me ):
ACT 1 SCENE 4: ROAD TO ENGEVE
AKA: In Which the LPer is Running Out of Gay Jokes
WHAT IS THIS CRAP ARE YOU EVEN A WOMAN?! GUY COOKS BETTER THAN YOU
Well excuuuuuse me princess do you see a kitchen around here? Or Guy? No? Then kindly stfu.
ACT 1 SCENE 5: ENGEVE/ENGAYVE
AKA: In Which There is Cockblock Aplenty
oh shut up GUUUY PAY FOR THE APPLE oh wait guy's not here...
...Sorry Luke, I'm too busy cooing over the rappigs. Please to be get yourself arrested maybe they have death penalty in Malkuth
Don't mind me and my lovingly rendered cup of tea; I don't want you until you cut your hair
Hi there! I'm your cute not-loli! I'm not as cool as Jade so you guys can't actually see the cheagle fur I'm holding, but it's okay! You still like me, right?
...C-can I hook up with you two...? I'm Luke. Luke fo--
SHUT UP LUKE HERE COMES CAPTAIN COCKBLOCK
....i-i'll be waiting at the inn guys especially you ion because OMG MASTER VAN WAS LOOKING FOR YOU MASTER VAN MASTER VAN MASTER VANNNNN TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE MASTER VAN LOOK FOR ME TOO
ACT 1 SCENE 6: ENGAYVE/ENGAVE PART 2
AKA: The Tedious Wait for Getting Jade Into My Party
Honestly, where'd that Ion run off to...He'll get kidnapped by people looking to build a harem!
!!!! Did you say Ion?! Wasn't he missing?! I'D BE SO PISSED IF IT WAS A MISTAKE AND CUT INTO MY ALONE TIME WITH MASTER VAN HRRNIGSHDIFDA--
...I can't stop thinking about Jade...
Really? WELL TOO BAD SMUG MILITARY TYPES THAT DON'T LIKE MY HAIRCUT AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY HAREM
....Oh. Right. Yeah. Just....go to bed and don't mind me staring at you hoping to make you blush
.....ugh you know what WE'RE GONNA GO CHEAGLE-HUNTING AND MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOME CUTE TRAPS AND LOLIS FOR MY HAREM now if you'll excuse me I need to fill up my 'diary' with sappy poetry about Ion
ACT 1 SCENE 7: CHEAGLE WOODS
AKA: Luke and Ion are All Domestic and Fluffy and Also There is Jade and Mieumieumieumie--
MOON PRISM TRAP POWER---- /faints
HOLY FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ION DON'T DIE I CAN'T LOSE MY FIRST LOVE--
*insert herp derp about Master Van's sister oooo master van oooo*
WELPS ANYWAY swordfighting practice time! Hold the 'sword' like that......ugh, DAMMIT I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MASTER VAN
Aaaah, Luke, that's really impressive! You'll protect me, won't you?
...................................................................FINE.
Yay! I'm so moved, Sir Luke!
MIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUUUUUUUUU (translation: I've been taking cockblock lessons from Tear so I'm gonna interrupt!)
MIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUUUMIEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (cockblock for everyone!)
Young Luke, the ice around your heart hasn't melted yet...So I must send you on a quest with one of my annoying younglings to make you appreciate Ion more. Now go forth and conquer the liger queen with the power of love! Also I'm sorry for my kinsmen's cockblocking trolololol
M-mieuuuu....I-I know I'm really annoying, but would Master please develop tsundere feelings of love for me?
BRB KICKING YOU TO THE FONBELT except wait you can breath fire?! BURN DOWN THAT TREE
Yessir!
It's not that i'm starting to like you it's just that i can't get my clothes wet i need to impress ion grrrr /blushublushu
You're so clever Luke!
*blah blah more wandering around ignoring tear*
Hey Ion....can you teach me how to use your artes? Maybe I can impress Master Van with them...
Can't tell you, but you can have this bracelet! Just think of me when you wear it, okay? I hope it'll protect you forever.
Now if you two are done mooning over each other, it's BOSS FIGHT TAIMU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Master saved meeeee, yay!
STFU I WAS DOING IT FOR ION ALSO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAARGH-- gurgle
sup bros how you doing i saved your asses from getting peacock'd up
Jaaade! I knew you cared!
Wellllll I had to save Luke so he actually has a chance to get a haircut I guess also nope not calling you and tear a couple because i'm jealous or anything lalalalala
AUUGH JUST SHUT UP AND STOP STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT DAMMIT
blah blah lecture get actually no you know what let's just get out of this forest
ACT 1 SCENE 1: THE MANOR
AKA In Which We Learn About Luke's Already Twisted Love Life
Skit: "Guy's not too bad with his sword"
Hey Luke I'mma gonna be cool and smile like a creeper then salute you cutely and jump out of your window 'cause I CAN'T BE SEEN HERE AS YOU CAN'T HAVE A GAY LOVER ):
SCREW YOU GUY I HAVE MASTER VAN MASTER VAN MASTER VANNNNNNNNNNNN
Of course you have me Luke except not really because I'm groping Guy behind your back
ACT 1 SCENE 2: TATAROO VALLEY
AKA: In Which There is No Gay. At All.
Uke....wake......FOR I AM HERE WITH THE COCKBLOCK AS THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH HO YAY IN THE PREVIOUS SCENE
B-BUT I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HO YAY NOW THERE ARE TOO MANY MONSTERS STOP SINGING AND GET THEM AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh-- gurk
ACT 1 SCENE 3: THE WAGON
AKA: In Which Gay is Forced In
Guy...Nghh...
Sup Luke gonna interrupt your erotic dream here 'cause I'm obviously sexier than that silly servant and will seduce both of you later along with that Fon Master 'guy'.
h-hey what about me ):
ACT 1 SCENE 4: ROAD TO ENGEVE
AKA: In Which the LPer is Running Out of Gay Jokes
WHAT IS THIS CRAP ARE YOU EVEN A WOMAN?! GUY COOKS BETTER THAN YOU
Well excuuuuuse me princess do you see a kitchen around here? Or Guy? No? Then kindly stfu.
ACT 1 SCENE 5: ENGEVE/ENGAYVE
AKA: In Which There is Cockblock Aplenty
oh shut up GUUUY PAY FOR THE APPLE oh wait guy's not here...
...Sorry Luke, I'm too busy cooing over the rappigs. Please to be get yourself arrested maybe they have death penalty in Malkuth
Don't mind me and my lovingly rendered cup of tea; I don't want you until you cut your hair
Hi there! I'm your cute not-loli! I'm not as cool as Jade so you guys can't actually see the cheagle fur I'm holding, but it's okay! You still like me, right?
...C-can I hook up with you two...? I'm Luke. Luke fo--
SHUT UP LUKE HERE COMES CAPTAIN COCKBLOCK
....i-i'll be waiting at the inn guys especially you ion because OMG MASTER VAN WAS LOOKING FOR YOU MASTER VAN MASTER VAN MASTER VANNNNN TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE MASTER VAN LOOK FOR ME TOO
ACT 1 SCENE 6: ENGAYVE/ENGAVE PART 2
AKA: The Tedious Wait for Getting Jade Into My Party
Honestly, where'd that Ion run off to...He'll get kidnapped by people looking to build a harem!
!!!! Did you say Ion?! Wasn't he missing?! I'D BE SO PISSED IF IT WAS A MISTAKE AND CUT INTO MY ALONE TIME WITH MASTER VAN HRRNIGSHDIFDA--
...I can't stop thinking about Jade...
Really? WELL TOO BAD SMUG MILITARY TYPES THAT DON'T LIKE MY HAIRCUT AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY HAREM
....Oh. Right. Yeah. Just....go to bed and don't mind me staring at you hoping to make you blush
.....ugh you know what WE'RE GONNA GO CHEAGLE-HUNTING AND MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOME CUTE TRAPS AND LOLIS FOR MY HAREM now if you'll excuse me I need to fill up my 'diary' with sappy poetry about Ion
ACT 1 SCENE 7: CHEAGLE WOODS
AKA: Luke and Ion are All Domestic and Fluffy and Also There is Jade and Mieumieumieumie--
MOON PRISM TRAP POWER---- /faints
HOLY FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ION DON'T DIE I CAN'T LOSE MY FIRST LOVE--
*insert herp derp about Master Van's sister oooo master van oooo*
WELPS ANYWAY swordfighting practice time! Hold the 'sword' like that......ugh, DAMMIT I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MASTER VAN
Aaaah, Luke, that's really impressive! You'll protect me, won't you?
...................................................................FINE.
Yay! I'm so moved, Sir Luke!
MIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUUUUUUUUU (translation: I've been taking cockblock lessons from Tear so I'm gonna interrupt!)
MIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUMIEUUUMIEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (cockblock for everyone!)
Young Luke, the ice around your heart hasn't melted yet...So I must send you on a quest with one of my annoying younglings to make you appreciate Ion more. Now go forth and conquer the liger queen with the power of love! Also I'm sorry for my kinsmen's cockblocking trolololol
M-mieuuuu....I-I know I'm really annoying, but would Master please develop tsundere feelings of love for me?
BRB KICKING YOU TO THE FONBELT except wait you can breath fire?! BURN DOWN THAT TREE
Yessir!
It's not that i'm starting to like you it's just that i can't get my clothes wet i need to impress ion grrrr /blushublushu
You're so clever Luke!
*blah blah more wandering around ignoring tear*
Hey Ion....can you teach me how to use your artes? Maybe I can impress Master Van with them...
Can't tell you, but you can have this bracelet! Just think of me when you wear it, okay? I hope it'll protect you forever.
Now if you two are done mooning over each other, it's BOSS FIGHT TAIMU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Master saved meeeee, yay!
STFU I WAS DOING IT FOR ION ALSO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAARGH-- gurgle
sup bros how you doing i saved your asses from getting peacock'd up
Jaaade! I knew you cared!
Wellllll I had to save Luke so he actually has a chance to get a haircut I guess also nope not calling you and tear a couple because i'm jealous or anything lalalalala
AUUGH JUST SHUT UP AND STOP STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT DAMMIT
blah blah lecture get actually no you know what let's just get out of this forest