26 - all the shit i go through for you
Today marks the first day of my fan-fucking-tastic life where I fell in dinosaur shit.
At first I thought some fatty dropped a three layer chocolate cake but no.
Hell, it wasn't even stepping on--it was straight out falling.
DROWNING IN POUNDS OF SHIT AND HAVING TO SWIM AN OLYMPIC RACE TO HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL FEELING OF FRESH AIR IN MY LUNGS. There's a good reason why they're not around anymore other than that whole planet-killing rock that dropped by for a visit and fuck if it isn't because they couldn't swim through their own shit.
Their own smelly shit with bits of people and probably half eaten tacos and pizzas from garbage cans everywhere.
And screw it if I'm jinxing myself from having the fruitiness, brain-eating, bitch killing screaming but what the hell happened to the fruitcake and zombie bitch? IS IT THE CALM BEFORE THE HIDEOUS STORM THAT WRECKS PEOPLE AND LEAVES BEHIND ONLY DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL TENDENCIES?
[OOC; yes, the links are IC. feel free to tell him the two of them are long gone. :(]
At first I thought some fatty dropped a three layer chocolate cake but no.
Hell, it wasn't even stepping on--it was straight out falling.
DROWNING IN POUNDS OF SHIT AND HAVING TO SWIM AN OLYMPIC RACE TO HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL FEELING OF FRESH AIR IN MY LUNGS. There's a good reason why they're not around anymore other than that whole planet-killing rock that dropped by for a visit and fuck if it isn't because they couldn't swim through their own shit.
Their own smelly shit with bits of people and probably half eaten tacos and pizzas from garbage cans everywhere.
And screw it if I'm jinxing myself from having the fruitiness, brain-eating, bitch killing screaming but what the hell happened to the fruitcake and zombie bitch? IS IT THE CALM BEFORE THE HIDEOUS STORM THAT WRECKS PEOPLE AND LEAVES BEHIND ONLY DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL TENDENCIES?
[OOC; yes, the links are IC. feel free to tell him the two of them are long gone. :(]