25 - someone once told me the grass was much greener

Feb 19, 2009 12:09

So, I heard wind from a certain, red-eyed annoying little white bastard that I turned into a little tyke not too long ago.

Yeah, bring up those happy memories again and I'll just have to break your face.

Looks like we got a lot of new meat though and shit do I feel sorry for each and every one of you. There's no more alcohol and I don't really feel like dragging my ass to the bar for work so I call for storytime.

Tell Uncle Badou all about yourselves, kiddos. Where you from, what kinda crazy bitch your mom is, who you shanked, who shanked you if you're a pale, crazy zombie like Lucy and let's just leave out that puberty jazz and we're all set.

its storytime get on my lap kiddies, uncle badou, being nice??, srsness

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