welurklate: SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ( Read more... )

"...it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

Edit [7:48 pm]:
"He pulled on socks and boots then opened the door, sighing at the sight of Cid and Vincent playing a game of war in the hallway in front of his room."
Oh the adorable mental pictures ^_____________________^ How I wish i could draw....

say hi to 82.

" 'Actually, I didn’t go through this whole angsty thing. I kinda was just like, "Okay guys are sexy too, yay!" Besides, being bi isn’t too bad, best of both worlds. But yeah…I didn’t go through the angst thing.'"

Rofl. "yay!" I'm amused.

"The hell with sex and all its complications, I’ll take food any day. This food, in particular. If it was possible to have an orgasm from food alone, the spaghetti at Cosimo and Susie’s would have done it."

amused i am. food-gasim!

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning and all
of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement.

Here are some of his gems:
( 26 is the best imo )

horked from madharlequin1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

suncreen, "It tastes like evil ( Read more... )

BROOKLYN!!!

((it's just fun to say. if u saw the end of the oscars it might make a little more sense. Sarah gets me))

i LOVED Jeremy Irons' outfit. it was sho pretty!

:: When I've captured some adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?", I'll say "No," and have someone shoot him. No-o.  On second thought, I'll have a henchman shoot him and then have my people send his people an email saying "No ( Read more... )

"He had been reading a non fiction on the importance of physical appearance in Western society, but well. Sometimes hot Yaoi manga porn takes precedence, you know?"

(and it was FAKE! i lufs fake. it fills me with waff everytime i read it)