Lois had been fresh from what had been an obnoxiously long shower (as was her habit) when she decided to check her phone messages. If she hadn't been getting dressed and listening at the same time she might've been more prepared for John's message.

"He did WHAT--oh shit--" And with that Lois tripped over one of the many piles of clothes in her ( Read more... )

Almost three months in Germany was a pleasant experience but Lois was glad to be back in Fandom. For one thing, she knew way more English than German. For another, her father wasn't breathing down her neck at all times here. She had missed her dad, sure, but he was much easier to take in small doses. So she was more than happy to get back to Fandom ( Read more... )

Lois had her suitcase all packed, there was a Army issued Humvee waiting for her at the parking lot at the end of the Causeway and she was ready to spend the next couple months back home with her father. Home being wherever the U.S. Army sent him, of course. So far all she knew was that the first stop was Germany. Mmm blonde German boys ( Read more... )

Lois had enough clothes to where she only had to laundry about once a month. This was good for her laziness because she hated doing laundry more than any other chore she had to do. However it was bad when she actually had to do it and then was stuck folding clothes for about three hours straight. She was getting tempted to just shove everything in ( Read more... )

Lois had spent the entire weekend completely covered in mud, grass, sand and whatever food she had eaten during her time as a child. It had been fun at the time since getting messy was awesome, but when she woke up on Monday still covered in (dried) mud, grass, sand and whatever food she had eaten during the weekend, she wished she had at least ( Read more... )

Lois wasn't quite sure how she got home last night but there were two things she was certain of.

1. She was gonna die of hangover.

2. The sun sucked.

Which is why she had all the blinds closed and the covers drawn up over her head as she awaited her death by ouchy head and tummy hurts.

Those were the medical terms.

[Door is closed but the post ( Read more... )

Lois was slowly but surely getting used to her new surroundings. She had managed to unpack all of her stuff and so far she had managed to keep her side of the room reasonably clean. She had managed to have a good time at the picnic. And there was shirtlessness. Which was awesome. She had the feeling that the General didn't know about Shirtless ( Read more... )