More bad poetry at which you and your friends can laugh

Mar 22, 2006 13:31

You can see them hiding just behind their lives ( Read more... )

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hey_animal March 22 2006, 15:31:44 UTC
Dearest Arlen,

My mother is a volunteer mediator, and she says when she was at the courthouse the other day she saw a boy whose name was "something 'Lawson,' something that started with an 'A'?" I didn't even bother to suggest "Arlen" for a while because I assumed you were still in California, but when I finally did she said "yes, that was it."

1) Are you currently in Iowa City?
2) How come my mom remembers your name, and how did she come to hear it in the first place?

I don't expect you to know the answer to either of those questions.

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fakemustache March 22 2006, 20:09:26 UTC
I keep seeing people who look like arlen driving cars around green bay. May be a lot of them.

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arlenlawson March 24 2006, 12:42:37 UTC
I am legion.

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fakemustache March 24 2006, 21:25:04 UTC
I assumed as much.

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cambro April 1 2006, 10:33:31 UTC
Arlen, what the heck is your icon a picture of? It looks kind of like a thin slice of feldspar viewed under a microscope in polarized light.

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arlenlawson April 1 2006, 17:13:12 UTC
I like what you think it is. You might be disappointed to find that I played with a picture until it looked like nothing. You can still kind of make out the outline of the jumping cat, though.

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Sarah has no cell phone anonymous April 10 2006, 14:18:11 UTC
and NO phone card minutes to boot! or kick. or spend talking to you. but call me, Herr Lawson. Calling me makes you cool. No seriously, it does. 'cause I gots me a tattoo, muthafuckah!!

is awesome now,
Sarah S. Marie (Neilson, but I plan to drop that part)

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anonymous May 9 2006, 10:18:37 UTC
hey Arlen, I just wanted to let you know that whatever I was all EEK! about in that messege I left you got alllllllllllllll clear and I'm gettin' my shit figured out like a muthah.

also,
Neutral Milk Hotel is inextricably associated with the one time I've ever smoked pot with you, and I thank you for that.

oh, and this is Sarah, but that's a duh, right?

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samwisegangee May 18 2006, 20:30:09 UTC
Hello.

You left me a message like two months ago and I never called you back. I got excuses! But that is largely irrelevant. I am sorry about it. Also, I somehow managed to lose that message shortly after you left it. So I don't have your phone number or anything helpful like that. My number is still 319 400 2723. You can give me a call if you're not to sore about me being a bastard and all.

Yesh.

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arlenlawson June 6 2006, 08:33:54 UTC
My sleep schedule varies. How late do you tend to stay up. Can I call you at 3 in the morning? No? Why not?

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samwisegangee June 13 2006, 02:57:20 UTC
I usually fall asleep around midnight. Cause then I have to get up and go to work. Because long, hard days of wage slavery DO NOT GROW ON TREES, ARLEN.

Also, my number just changed last week. You can still call 319 400 2723. I won't discourage it. I'm sure it would be pleasing. But if it's me you want, it will have to be 347 570 3452.

What time is midnight in LA? 8? Jesus. That's too early.

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