More bad poetry at which you and your friends can laugh

Mar 22, 2006 13:31

You can see them hiding just behind their lives ( Read more... )

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hey_animal March 22 2006, 15:31:44 UTC
Dearest Arlen,

My mother is a volunteer mediator, and she says when she was at the courthouse the other day she saw a boy whose name was "something 'Lawson,' something that started with an 'A'?" I didn't even bother to suggest "Arlen" for a while because I assumed you were still in California, but when I finally did she said "yes, that was it."

1) Are you currently in Iowa City?
2) How come my mom remembers your name, and how did she come to hear it in the first place?

I don't expect you to know the answer to either of those questions.

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fakemustache March 22 2006, 20:09:26 UTC
I keep seeing people who look like arlen driving cars around green bay. May be a lot of them.

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arlenlawson March 24 2006, 12:42:37 UTC
I am legion.

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fakemustache March 24 2006, 21:25:04 UTC
I assumed as much.

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arlenlawson March 24 2006, 12:42:08 UTC
1) Not to the best of my knowledge.
2) May have something to do with the lawsuit my old landlord in Iowa City has brought against me. May be a completely different Arlen Lawson. In either case, the boy she saw was certainly not me.

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