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Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
Old alcoholics never die, they just lose their spirits.
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
Old cartoonists never die, they just go into a state of suspended animation.
Old piano players never die, they just lose their keys
Old kings never die, they just get throne away.
Old librarians never die, they just close the book.
Old mariners never die, they just don't get the drift.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their focus.
Old violinists never die, they just become unstrung.
Old composers never die, they just decompose
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
Old alcoholics never die, they just lose their spirits.
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
Old cartoonists never die, they just go into a state of suspended animation.
Old piano players never die, they just lose their keys
Old kings never die, they just get throne away.
Old librarians never die, they just close the book.
Old mariners never die, they just don't get the drift.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their focus.
Old violinists never die, they just become unstrung.
Old composers never die, they just decompose