C.A.L.F.'s...(Connected Anecdotal Life Forms)...

[aristophanes]

We've all been there. Stuck at a bar, stranded with those who were quite recently strangers, trapped by their horrible / offensive / pointless attempts at humor. In most cases you can walked away, duck out, retreat since you're not being paid to be there. Maybe you were just waiting on numbness to catch up with you, or looking for some far off

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[mdm_sosostris]

That's gross. On the other hand, you're the only person I know who has familial grounds to be offended by the Mennonite joke. Invoke that shit.

[aristophanes]

I was too much in shock, being half Polish, that's where you expect the offense to come from once the overly simple jokes start. But no, they completely flanked the Maginot Line and I was caught off guard, left staring into my scotch and water.

You still in town?

[mdm_sosostris]

Nope, back in Carolina. Then down to the ATL for a week and a half, then back up on the 19th. Whew.

[aristophanes]

OH YEAH?

Nashville / Memphis next week
L.A. the week after
BACK to Tenn. via Knoxville
and then.....somewhere.......

You got it easy with your "east coast" travelin'

[mdm_sosostris]

Right, but does yours involve driving a 22' moving truck for 700 miles?

Check and mate.

[aristophanes]

well, i mean, if that makes you feel better about your life, who am i to disagree?

[mdm_sosostris]

Dude, don't be hatin' just 'cause you have to go to Tennessee. Although I suppose that'd be enough to make anyone cranky.

[aristophanes]

there's a different between "hatin'" and being passive aggressive and if there isn't, there should be.

and Seattle is in the cards as well, which is a fine place to go so long as it doesn't take 6 flying hours and three connections to get there.