Tech Jessep: You want answers ( Read more... )

Van Nuys

Made it mom
Porn capital of the world
Littered with Denny's and donut shops on every corner
Where distance is measured in time on the 405
I don't think I'll miss you that much
Which is to say, not at all

Bakersfield

If it's 95 degrees out and people complain it's cold
It must be Bakersfield
Over mountains
Through valleys
You remind me of Israel
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We've all been there. Stuck at a bar, stranded with those who were quite recently strangers, trapped by their horrible / offensive / pointless attempts at humor. In most cases you can walked away, duck out, retreat since you're not being paid to be there. Maybe you were just waiting on numbness to catch up with you, or looking for some far off ( Read more... )

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The first instinct is to be impressed, always be impressed. This is what we are taught. This is how we're polite.

If something is new, if something is different, if something is built for the left handed, for god's sake just please be impressed. Because in a certain type of light, in another shadow, you have arrived. These days that start at 8am ( Read more... )

You wake up at 6:45am which isn't so fantastic. You're booked on the 6:55am out of Providence, you live an hour away. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

The first thing you do is start yelling at your Blackberry.

"I SET YOU FOR 5AM, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

With tears streaming down it's display it recounts how it tried, my how it tried, to wake you. You call it ( Read more... )

Walked the customer through how to print a booklet job on a letter size piece of paper. Also suggested contacting their internal IT department with regards to the driver issues they have due to them not having administrative rights on their computers.
BORINGVILLE. Now see what happens after I partake in their open bar from 5:30 to 7:30 every night ( Read more... )

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It's a simple thing to pick a seat before a meeting starts. No one's about so you can just drop your bag, mark your territory and head out for a smoke. It a completely different thing to claim that spot upon your return, more so when you notice the CEO and the Vice President of Operations have taken up spots right next to you. And when the CEO ( Read more... )

Know Your Market..

Now you've all been at this a lot longer than I have, and I know you *think* you know our market, but you're kinda wrong. Scratch that, you're dead wrong. You think the market is education, and who can blame you? You all keep hoping for that one deal where we place one machine for a demo, and it turns into an order for 120 for the ( Read more... )