The lives of emo kids
An amazing conversation I had today with a nice Emo boy. Okay not "emo", "scene" as they like to be called:
Me: Hey Emo Kid, why do you wear two belts?
Kid: Are you kidding? I came out of the WOMB wearing two belts.
Me: Boy, that must have been uncomfortable. But seriously, your pants are tighter than mine. I don't see why you'd need a belt in the first place.
Kid: Fashion, Alyson, FASHION. I want your pants by the way. They're hot.
Me: Uh, thanks. But anyway, I thought the one on the bottom held the other one up or something. I mean, like, with all the metal that's on there...
Kid: ...You have the same belt on.
Me: Oh. Well. Mine's in my belt loops, man! That's, like, normal.
Kid: You're crazy. You'd make a good scene kid though. I mean, I've seen you wear that same Thursday T-shirt that I have, and stuff... And you like emo music.
Me: OH GOD. Please don't say that again. Emo chicks scare me.
I will most certainly shoot, or at least shake my fist at, the next person who says I'm emo. I swear.
Me: Hey Emo Kid, why do you wear two belts?
Kid: Are you kidding? I came out of the WOMB wearing two belts.
Me: Boy, that must have been uncomfortable. But seriously, your pants are tighter than mine. I don't see why you'd need a belt in the first place.
Kid: Fashion, Alyson, FASHION. I want your pants by the way. They're hot.
Me: Uh, thanks. But anyway, I thought the one on the bottom held the other one up or something. I mean, like, with all the metal that's on there...
Kid: ...You have the same belt on.
Me: Oh. Well. Mine's in my belt loops, man! That's, like, normal.
Kid: You're crazy. You'd make a good scene kid though. I mean, I've seen you wear that same Thursday T-shirt that I have, and stuff... And you like emo music.
Me: OH GOD. Please don't say that again. Emo chicks scare me.
I will most certainly shoot, or at least shake my fist at, the next person who says I'm emo. I swear.