Why I Am A Loser

[aries_jordan]

1) I don't understand how any of the machinery that makes civilization possible actually works.
2) I am dependant upon food I don't know how to grow and medications I don't know how to make.
3) I don't understand biology, chemistry, higher math, computer science, engineering, or physics.
4) I don't understand politics or economics, although I suspect

Comments

[lordgloria]

You're at least a co-star in MY movie! *hug*

[aries_jordan]

Awww, baby. You're real to me, too. *SMOOCH*

[lordgloria]

I must be, if you're going to be leaving your undies in my bathroom. Next time throw them at me, like a proper groupy! *snicker*

[aries_jordan]

I'll have to add that to the list. 18) I leave underwear in my best friend's bathroom.

[lordgloria]

WOOT! Is it weird that I find that sexy? *grin*

[aries_jordan]

Yes. *licks*