For drama. I'm considering naming it something like "Another one of those 'Confessions of...' Soliloquies". Or maybe Silicone Secretary. Hah.

(phone rings) So...I should probably pick that up. Yeah...any minute now...(reaches out for phone; it stops ringing). Oops. Too late. Wow, I hate this job. I haven't done any work. Seriously, I'm surprised ( Read more... )