I don't usually post these silly things, but this one had me giggling like mad.


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From the online description of the Best Western in Seekonk Mass:

The brand new Best Western Providence-Seekonk Inn features 50 rooms,three stories, one elevator with indoor pool and fitness room.

Holy moly! I have GOT to see that elevator. :D

Also, Seekonk. Seekonk Seekonk Seekonk. It's fun to say.

FYI, reference librarian types: when a student with a southern accent comes up to the desk and starts talking about wanting some articles about Manet's Olympia, pay close attention, because she did NOT just ask for information about MAYONNAISE ( Read more... )

If it weren't for the fact that my retirement pay from the university plus my social security wouldn't be enough to live on, I could technically retire in ten years.

To-do list for the next ten years: Figure out how to live comfortably on a couple hundred bucks a month.

'Cause, yeah. Retirement sounds so awfully nice.

*phbt*

I wasn't looking at the TV during the commercial break just now, and there was a commercial for a hair place called Farrell Hair ( Read more... )