Why do I even care it's not like I believe in this zodiac crap

[aria34]

Okaay apparently we have a new zodiac...... what.
Well, astrologers are bickering about how we have or don't have a new one. But these dates are now;
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

And although people are going nuts over it it really doesn't matter that much, at least to me. Oh noes! I thought I was creative and compassionate but now I'm witty and clever!

Wait... what the hell is an Ophiuchus?