I'm trying to do a 'real' blog again, as bdork sort of crapped out ages ago, and I'm not nearly as clever as I sometimes think I am.  I am, therefore, blogging about a subject on which I always have something to say: sex.   

Today I had lunch with some friends from school, among them is a (Buddhist) monk, who's acquantance I just made today.  He is white, and American, but studied and enetered the monastary in Korea.

Monk " God it's been so long, (since I had sex).  I don't even remember who ties who up."

"When you talk about food, it sounds like you're talking about sex"
-Logan

This was in reference to me geeking-out about recipes, specifically: bootleg restaurant recipe sites. 

When I was 13, this girl on my rugby team explained kegels to me, and told me that if I did 100 a day, I'd have much better orgasms.
She recently friended me on facebook, I wonder if I should write to her to say 'Thank you'. 

Stolen from Kel

Alex Naugler (Noun): a perma-orgasm

sexual nickname: she-bop

sexual catchprase: I get no respect

of course they did

Last night, following a double-feature at the drive-in 'the boys' and I dropped off a girl at a party.  It is now nearly 2 in the morning ( Read more... )

Maybe the actual case is that people seem to like my hair so much because the "messy look" that I've got going on perpetually looks sort of like I've-just-had-sex-hair.

MMMMhMMMM

big smile.

Psychologically loaded dream of the day:

My mother found my vibrator. They way that I know this is that when I open the drawer where it is kept, I find a box of slim-fast that she has put there.

And today I had a really good day.