Another thing that bothers me about Reborn: it can't make up its mind how damaging explosions are. Are they capable of destroying entire city blocks, presumably killing everyone within a mile radius? Or are they nothing more than mild annoyances, causing minimal property damage that's fixed by the next episode anyway? (Side note: you know what else is great about One Piece? When the Merry got damaged, it stayed damaged. Of course, that had consequences too... ::sniff::) Be consistent, show!
Bah, since I'm grumpy again, here's
one more for Yoshiko.
And hey, speaking of ridiculous slash, I think I've found my weirdest Naruto doujin yet. The premise? Naruto and Sasuke are tomatoes. Who want to pollinate and make more tomatoes. And it's written in the style of a children's storybook.
No, seriously.
Read it for yourself, or just stare stupefied at the technically NSFW
climactic pollination scene. That sound you just heard was a million botanists crying out in pain.