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[areia]

I went to the optician last night for my very first contact lens fitting.  The training included such gems as "don't put your contacts in your mouth" and "don't spray deodorant in your eyes while wearing them".  Right.  Check

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[lhn]

The training included such gems as "don't put your contacts in your mouth" and "don't spray deodorant in your eyes while wearing them".

As opposed to while not wearing them? :-)

[areia]

I think the text actually said "don't PUT deodorant in your eyes", to which the girl training me helpfully suggested they probably meant spray deodorant rather than the stick variety.