Not having English makes Arik something something.

Oct 11, 2005 10:38

I just saw Mel doing this thing where you type in "(your name) needs" into Google, so I shall, but i'm doing more than 5, cause i'm just that cool.

Arik needs a cave. --- I agree. Someone give me a cave.

Arik needs to pull a rabbit out of his hat because this just seems like lethal
folly. --- LETHAL. FOLLY.

Arik needs a friend and I wanna make him one! --- Awww... Perry, that's so sweet.

Arik needs Arkin to turn BiBi to PiPi. --- No comment.

Arik needs it spelt out in little words. --- What this "lit-tuhl" be?

Arik needs a makeover… --- A sexy makeover! Err...

In case anyone was wondering:

Melissa needs to stick to the subject of music and leave the pseudopsychoanalysis
to those more qualified than she. --- So very, very sadly true.

Perry needs to quit being an obstacle and show the way in improving state
school finance system. -- Damn you! Get on that!

Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere. --- You skanky ho!

Which reminds me!

Arik's manifesto for Junior English:

I do YOUR MOM!
She be a nasty ho,
but I do her good
cause even skanky hos need straight lovin:
I'm like the pope,
but I don't wear no hat.
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