Finally!
Wow it's been a while since i've updated. Sorry stalkers, i'll try to do better... no, that's not true.
And all you get is a silly quiz.
TEN FIRSTS
1. First Best Friend: Danny... On the 2nd day of first grade. Not the first because I stayed home after throwing up on my mum's shoe
2. First Screen Name: morkus64, back in middle school
3. First Pet: Fuzzbucket, AKA Fuzzy... a very nice doggy.
4. First Piercing: I dunno... i've stabbed a lot of people
5. First Crush: That girl in kindergarden... the twin... i got her confused with the other twin... bad situation, eh?
6. First CD: Hmmm... I stole my sister's Nirvana Unplugged in NY when i was in elementary school... how am i not more messed up than i am?
7. First Car of Your Own: a dodge neon from 30,000 BCE
8. First Stuffed Animal: either big bird or my bear from grandpa... probably the latter, since he got it immediately after i was born
9. First Word: Hmm... Bastard? I dunno...
10. First Kiss: I was tackled in the ball pit at chuckie cheese and kissed by a girl... but i don't remember her name
NINE LASTS
1. Last Alchoholic Beverage: i had a bit of wine the other day... some Asti Spumanti
2. Last Car Ride: Coming back up from my mum's with Spammie
3. Last Movie Seen: I think Wallace and Gromit... i want to see HP
4. Last Phone Call: To maintenence, asking them to come fix the microwave
5. Last CD Played: i haven't played cds in a while, but i listened to death cab for cutie today
6. Last Bubble Bath: i had one a couple weeks after we moved in... i might have to have another tonight
7. Last Time You Cried: I had a tear about 2 1/2 years ago... i think before that it was... 4th or 5th grade?
8. Last Time You Laughed: watching the cosby show!
9. Last words said: "BOOBIE!"
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Sarah, in middle school.
2. Have you ever been arrested: Not yet!
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Nope...
4. Have you ever been on TV: Hmm... maybe... i don't really remember.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Oh probably
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Indeedy do
7. Have you ever had sex: Yup... WITH YOUR MOM!
8. Have you ever been in a car wreck: I've had accidents, but no real wreck
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. A kinda shiny black shirt
2. Levi Jeans
3. Plaid boxers
4. My glasses
5. One black sock
6. Another black sock
7. Really, who wears seven things?
SIX THINGS YOU DID TODAY
1. Woke up, freezing my ass off on an air mattress
2. Attaached a bookcase to the roof of a Saturn with far too many tiny bungee cords
3. Bought new speakers for my computer (For fellow nerds, they're the Logitech Z2300s)
4. Called Logitech to request an RMA
5. Called maintenence about the microwave
6. watched Monk with Melba Toast
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. My big tiger blanket
2. Making fun of siblings
3. Chai
4. Smellissa
5. If these are in no order, why are they numbered?
FOUR CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black...
2. Hot or Cold: Better to be cold that be hot, worse to grow mold than grow snot.
3. Chocolate or Vanilla Ice cream: Vanilla, you crazy bastard!
4. Coffee or Tea: Tea, but why is Mel so mean? To this question she answered "Tea, numbnuts" ...really now, what a jerkface
THREE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Melba
2. Perry
3. Maggie
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Kill a hobo
2. Kill another hobo.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Not killing that hobo when I had the chance.
And all you get is a silly quiz.
TEN FIRSTS
1. First Best Friend: Danny... On the 2nd day of first grade. Not the first because I stayed home after throwing up on my mum's shoe
2. First Screen Name: morkus64, back in middle school
3. First Pet: Fuzzbucket, AKA Fuzzy... a very nice doggy.
4. First Piercing: I dunno... i've stabbed a lot of people
5. First Crush: That girl in kindergarden... the twin... i got her confused with the other twin... bad situation, eh?
6. First CD: Hmmm... I stole my sister's Nirvana Unplugged in NY when i was in elementary school... how am i not more messed up than i am?
7. First Car of Your Own: a dodge neon from 30,000 BCE
8. First Stuffed Animal: either big bird or my bear from grandpa... probably the latter, since he got it immediately after i was born
9. First Word: Hmm... Bastard? I dunno...
10. First Kiss: I was tackled in the ball pit at chuckie cheese and kissed by a girl... but i don't remember her name
NINE LASTS
1. Last Alchoholic Beverage: i had a bit of wine the other day... some Asti Spumanti
2. Last Car Ride: Coming back up from my mum's with Spammie
3. Last Movie Seen: I think Wallace and Gromit... i want to see HP
4. Last Phone Call: To maintenence, asking them to come fix the microwave
5. Last CD Played: i haven't played cds in a while, but i listened to death cab for cutie today
6. Last Bubble Bath: i had one a couple weeks after we moved in... i might have to have another tonight
7. Last Time You Cried: I had a tear about 2 1/2 years ago... i think before that it was... 4th or 5th grade?
8. Last Time You Laughed: watching the cosby show!
9. Last words said: "BOOBIE!"
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Sarah, in middle school.
2. Have you ever been arrested: Not yet!
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Nope...
4. Have you ever been on TV: Hmm... maybe... i don't really remember.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Oh probably
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Indeedy do
7. Have you ever had sex: Yup... WITH YOUR MOM!
8. Have you ever been in a car wreck: I've had accidents, but no real wreck
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. A kinda shiny black shirt
2. Levi Jeans
3. Plaid boxers
4. My glasses
5. One black sock
6. Another black sock
7. Really, who wears seven things?
SIX THINGS YOU DID TODAY
1. Woke up, freezing my ass off on an air mattress
2. Attaached a bookcase to the roof of a Saturn with far too many tiny bungee cords
3. Bought new speakers for my computer (For fellow nerds, they're the Logitech Z2300s)
4. Called Logitech to request an RMA
5. Called maintenence about the microwave
6. watched Monk with Melba Toast
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. My big tiger blanket
2. Making fun of siblings
3. Chai
4. Smellissa
5. If these are in no order, why are they numbered?
FOUR CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black...
2. Hot or Cold: Better to be cold that be hot, worse to grow mold than grow snot.
3. Chocolate or Vanilla Ice cream: Vanilla, you crazy bastard!
4. Coffee or Tea: Tea, but why is Mel so mean? To this question she answered "Tea, numbnuts" ...really now, what a jerkface
THREE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Melba
2. Perry
3. Maggie
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Kill a hobo
2. Kill another hobo.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Not killing that hobo when I had the chance.