Saying the Right thing.....
I want to write about Singapore...but I guess I'll postpone that for now. That's a story to be posted after this.
Yesterday I heard something interesting on the radio:
I quote the DJ,
A man woke up in the morning with a monstrous hangover. He finds a note on his bedside table . It said, "Honey, take the aspirin. Your breakfast is on the stove, eat it while it's hot. I'm off to buy some groceries. I'm making your FAVORITE dish tonight. Love, Jenice."
He grogily headed to the bathroom. He was surprise to see a black eye staring back at him in the mirror. He opens the medicine cabinet and found a bottle of aspirin beside a red rose. He ate the aspirin and went down to the kitchen. He was amazed to find the house perfectly immaculate and true to the word, there, on the stove was a steaming hot wholesome breakfast. Puzzled, he asked his son who was having breakfast.
"What happened last night, son?"
"Oh, you got yourself REALLY drunk, dad. You thrashed the living room and threw up in the hall over the carpet."
"And the black eye?"
"You tripped and hit yourself on the coffee table."
"So, why is everything so perfect?"
"Oh, that... Mom tried to take your pants off and you yelled at her. You said, 'Leave me alone! I'm married!'"
^_^
I was laughing my head off! It was soo sweet in such an unromantic way.
And now I have to pack for Friday; I'm going back to Uni~! And before I leave I need to scan a few things and write a few fics [a chapter half quarter of a chapter of Painted Nails and a one-shot Jin fic- that I have to try and finish before the 5th July!!]
So cheerio~!