APH: Love of a Lifetime [III]

[candelaria]

Title: Love of a Lifetime [III]
Characters/Pairings: England/Portugal, Spain/South Italy, Turkey, Macau, China, Brazil/Argentina, France/Scotland, various pairings.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Language, mentions of sex.
Summary: Love in all its shapes and forms, both fantastic and fail. Based on various prompts.

Part 1 Part 2

Comments

[candelaria]

Awwww thank you very much! ;u;

And yes the world can never have enough bb!Latin nations. There was so much fail there like I don't even know. Especially since Argentina kind of didn't want to play with the rest of them lol orz.

[always_tea_time]

Ahhhh I didn't see you put up part 2 but now I have read through all of them and aaaaaaaaahhhh~!!!

God Port and Spain's colonies, so much adorableness. I really, really want to give Argentina a hug and pinch his little baby cheeks though he'll probably flail and knock me out but buyooooooooooo so cute!

Yandere!Spain makes me feel sorry for all his colonies. Seriously, calling them "just colonies" has go to do something to their self esteem.

And I think I could go on forever about the EngPort failsex from the last part and also the kinkyness that is PortTurk but sadly this thing has a character limit so I'll just sign off with this.

\o/

[candelaria]

lol this series is just pretty much a drabble dump as it is so you're not missing much. /o/;;;

Spain and Port have the cutest kids ever I am entirely convinced of this. Bitty!Argentina especially, god how much he wants his papa to be proud of and recognize him breaks my heart. ;3;

Yandere!Spain makes me feel sorry for everyone orz. Especially when he took it out on his own brother because as usual, he thought he was dispensing his wisdom orz. And yet somehow his kids still look up to him. B|

Ahaha fail!sex pretty much dominated half of England and Port's relationship and Turkey was a lot of the times a rebound, and it's great to play Portugal off both of them because his personality changes SO MUCH. I am so glad you liked it though and there is never anything wrong with tl;dr. /o/ <333

[inquisitorial]

I-I don't even know where to start b-but

o-oh Spain

[candelaria]

;AAA;

I don't know why I can't ever just write Spain being NICE.

Probably because he wasn't nice orz.

And I'd have to go back to his childhood days with Port before the Moors ruined them for life lol. >A>

[inquisitorial]

sob, pedobear, why you gotta ruin them Iberians like that?

IBERIANS WITH MOMMA? or Carthage or Rome?

[candelaria]

Pimp Daddy Moor made Portugal dark and scowling and sad, and it's all his fault he broke away from Spain and never came back. ;A;

CUDDLES WITH MAMA. And Carthage being a dad who showed them ships, and the ocean and was kind of convinced Portugal was the end of the world orz. XDDD Rome was like their cool uncle...once Port stopped kicking him in the shins and started exporting wine to him instead orz. It made Spain very happy either way. \o/

[nenamoo]

ohmygoshsomanydrabbles I don't think I can comment on all of them without making a list first /flailflail

But England and Port aaaargh 'Please tonight' oh Port ;-; 300 years goddamn. Although England's first flustered 'can we just cuddle?' was adorable and cute and when Port laughs it's like he should just laugh all the time and make the world pretty.

Not forgetting France and Scotland; Scotland's (to his mind) lame compliments are so sweet! For godsake boys, ALL OF YOU, just sya what you think and there wouldn't be so much fighting!

Why so Yandere Spain?! And stop making faces Port, you have the capability to be just as scary, granted that was not good Spain >( Be nice to colonies! Remember how it felt to be treated that way!

Turkey and Port sauntering out of the meeting and leaving everyone else gawping was priceless. That added a whole new dynamic to Portugal-and-Turkey that I never considered... I blame you if I spend ages on wiki reading up about them.

So yes, as per usual /FLAIL/ You're awesome!

[candelaria]

LOL England made Portugal wait a long-ass time orz. And had drunken shenanigans with France and god knows who else; basically everyone but him because he was too tsun after the failure of their first encounter orz. Though I agree, Port looks so happy when he laughs; he should definitely laugh a lot more. ;u;

Scotland is a lame teenager in love, trufax. And France pretends he doesn't care but you know he's subconciously endeared way deep down. Way deep orz.

Yandere runs in them Iberians like blood. Spain was so mean orz. I like to think he seriously regretted it later in the long run though. Because seriously guys...being treated bad when you were kids doesn't give you leave to do the same to your own kids orz.

Turkey/Portugal was a random find for me, but I am so thrilled that they have had fights in the past because they were glorious and hilarious. And hot. Definitely hot. You should read up on their conflicts. Biggest dick-showing contest ever. o/

AWWW THANK YOU. ;; I'm glad you liked them.

[nenamoo]

Instead of frown and sing sad songs ;A; I've been listening to depressing portugese songs for the best part of an hour now. So pretty but so SAD. Why. (And then Spanish dancing is just as despressing, but moving on)

I would have thought that the simplicity and honesty of Scotland's lame confessions would have been refreshing after so many poncy, romancy, know-exactly-how-to-sweet-talk-you encounters! /shot He's the wild one France, come on! At least back then he was orz

I did read up. Oh so much dick measuring. BOATS ARE INDICATIVE OKAY B|

[meg_inatree]

MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAMBINO COME HERE PRECIOUS. PAPA WAS A BASTARD, IT'S OKAY WE'LL LEAVE HIM AND NEVER COME BACK. Except not because sob, South's just a lil stockholmed even though he'll thrash and refuse to accept it :/

I bloody love the bb!Latins and Mama!Roma ;;

[candelaria]

MAMA, PAPA WAS SO MEAN AND ABUSIVE AND NEGLECTFUL MAKE HIM SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOREVER. ALL HE WANTED WAS HIS LOVE. ;A; ;lsdkff well idek I think Reunification was a sure sign that he was done with this shit and was going to move out no matter what Spain said. XDDD

Oh god Mama!Roma is my new favourite mama in the whole wide world. Mino you are so lucky to have him I don't even know. He taught you all kinds of mad Romantic skillz, trufax. :|b

[meg_inatree]

WELL IF PAPA DOESN'T KICK GERMANY'S ASS HE WILL BE. FOREVER. Pft and yet the moment Spain gets sick Roma's all OMFG MUST FIX THIS AHHHHH. Roma dear, usually you should stay away from the abuse boss/husband once you've broken free :|

Mama!Roma is a bitching mama. Just. Don't date his kids and you'll be fine. And he can even remember names, unlike your idiota papa who has to flick through a wallet full of pics to figure it out. Heck, Roma was probs the one to give you a human name :/

[candelaria]

AND THEN WE CAN KICK HIS BUTT Y/Y? Oh Romano, why so tsundere. I think he just panics because he's so used to Spain being the strong, no-nonsense tough guy (OYABUUUUUN) in the past so every time he gets clumsy and falls flat on his face it's like AAAH WHAT IS THIS, GET UP YOU BASTARD. ;A;

WORLD'S. BEST. MAMA. Let's all chip in and buy him a shirt that says that. ;u; Oh god no, DATING. Dating will ruin you in his eyes forever. Kids should stay home with their mama for the rest of their lives kthnx. Pfft Spain. Even when flicking through said wallet he probably has their names scribbled somewhere orz. Well actually, common headcanon going around is that Martin named himself after his independence after ...this guy, I think. XD; /can't remember