hi again, long time no see...
according to my dream last night, mexicans shake hands just like black people do, except instead of the snap at the end, they shake off the shake in a motion quite like a reaction to touching a hot potato or plate... i found it especially amusing that my subconscious invented a special handshake for an entire race in its spare time. then i realized that my subconscious is a prejudging racist bastard!
and what's with the "pounders"? you know, the people that make a fist and put said fist directly in front of them waiting for some sort of response. it's normally after you say something extraordinarily witty or when you get a good score in a round of taboo. i never know what to do with that fist!! i've seen people returning the fisted favor but it ends up looking like an awkward pussified version of bloody knuckles. so i normally just wrap both my hands around their fist and shake it vigorously... sometimes i'll even add a little kiss in the end. my plan is to kill this trend one fist at a time.
after some consideration, i think about this whole handshaking process far too intensely...
and what's with the "pounders"? you know, the people that make a fist and put said fist directly in front of them waiting for some sort of response. it's normally after you say something extraordinarily witty or when you get a good score in a round of taboo. i never know what to do with that fist!! i've seen people returning the fisted favor but it ends up looking like an awkward pussified version of bloody knuckles. so i normally just wrap both my hands around their fist and shake it vigorously... sometimes i'll even add a little kiss in the end. my plan is to kill this trend one fist at a time.
after some consideration, i think about this whole handshaking process far too intensely...