beatles/rappers complex
quite cold outside. how do i know? i had to walk to work this morning. the part that makes me cry is that means i have to walk back home from work. i witnessed a person fall on the ice today. too bad it wasn't me. i probably would never feel more awake. plus i'm on some sort of streak in which i haven't really had anything to keep my ego in check recently. i mean, at some points i actually think that i'm bigger than jesus. i call it the beatles complex. and falling on the ice would fix this problem.
if i become a millionaire in the near future, don't hold it against me. i swear i didn't plan this. besides, it's not my fault if the heavens just happen to like me better and decide to give me better luck than they do you. but relying on the undeniable chance that i do become a millionaire, you can rest assured that you will benefit in some way. be it my allowing you to hold my gold plated cane for an extended period of time, or having the privelage of wiping your ass with my 100 dollar bill toilet paper... you can easily count on reaping the rewards. or maybe we'll just have a beach party with bottles of cristal, don p, lots of cocaine, and a performance by fiddy cent.... you can take THAT to the bank!
if i become a millionaire in the near future, don't hold it against me. i swear i didn't plan this. besides, it's not my fault if the heavens just happen to like me better and decide to give me better luck than they do you. but relying on the undeniable chance that i do become a millionaire, you can rest assured that you will benefit in some way. be it my allowing you to hold my gold plated cane for an extended period of time, or having the privelage of wiping your ass with my 100 dollar bill toilet paper... you can easily count on reaping the rewards. or maybe we'll just have a beach party with bottles of cristal, don p, lots of cocaine, and a performance by fiddy cent.... you can take THAT to the bank!