Me, reading an advertisement at the airport: "Our robots make a difference ( Read more... )

Siphons. That was it. "This siphons."

(That being my high school chemistry teacher's enforced replacement for the phrase, "This sucks.")

On a similar note:
http://www.kleargear.com/1051.html

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protean: readily assuming different shapes or forms.
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/dictionary_wotd/337472.html?thread=4352064&style=mine#t4352064http://syndicated.livejournal.com/dictionary_wotd/337472.html?thread=

I've found a pun usergroup. They post too often for me to friend them, but they're just brilliant.

Puns

http://community.livejournal.com/puns/448418.html#cutid1
^One particularly amusing one