Because I have no life, I back-tagged my LJ entries. Now hopefully I will be able to find stuff, though I wasn't completely consistent with everything.

eBay
by Weird Al Yankovitch

Yeah...
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee ( Read more... )

If it pleases you to please the peas,
please please the peas.
But should the peas not please you, please,
with pleas of "Please",
please the pleasing pleasers of pleased peas
if you please.

Question: Let's say, for instance, you steal a rather substantial box that recently went through the mail. You open it up to find its contents insulated with large amounts of crumpled paper. This strikes you with an idea, so you find a violet-colored marker and mark every single one of them. What would you have ( Read more... )