Like a Wife - Byou x Rui - Ficlet
Title: Like a Wife
Author: silveryxdark @ arcoireis
Chapters: Ficlet
Pairings: Byou x Rui
Genre: Fluff, humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None, unless you don't like guys in relationships with other guys. X'D And Byou drops the F-bomb once.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, unfortunately.
Summary: Rui cooks Byou vegetables when he goes over for dinner. Byou thinks Rui is like a nagging wife, but Rui thinks otherwise.
A/N: As inspired by Rui's Q&A Part 8, thanks to rui_a_day <3 Tsk tsk, Rui. What a wife. XD
"What the fuck?"
Rui sticks his head out of the kitchen, smiling sweetly at his boyfriend, currently seated at the dining table with arms folded. "What's wrong, chawan?" he asks.
Byou pouts and glares pointedly at the dishes in front of him. "This! It's all vegetables! Salad, and then... what, eggplants? Is that furofuki daikon? It doesn't even look like it!"
"Excuse me?" Rui says coolly, matching Byou's glare - except that his is directed at the man and not what he's cooked. "I've cooked all of this lovingly for you. You did say you wanted to come over for dinner, and that I could cook anything I wanted so long as it was for you!"
Byou suddenly looks rather sheepish and shifts back a little in his seat, under Rui's withering expression. "Um, yes, I did say that, but... I didn't expect this! Heck, I didn't even know you meant what you said on your blog!"
"Of course I meant it, Byou! You're going to eat your vegetables, or else," Rui says with an air of decisive finality, and heads back into the kitchen.
He grins to himself as he adds strawberries and cream to the glass bowl on the table, mixing it all properly. Humming to himself, he checks that everything is smooth, before adding another dollop of cream on top with a couple of strawberry slices right in the middle to perfect it. He is so absorbed that he does not hear the door open.
"AHH!" he yelps, as he drops the mixing spoon onto the floor when Byou's warm arms wrap around his waist.
"Hmm... I knew you wouldn't be this mean to me, Rui-chan," Byou breathes into his ear, pressing a kiss to the back of it.
Rui blushes at the sensation, but still says in a calm, collected voice, "Chawan, this is supposed to be a little surprise. I was considering to let you have it even if you didn't finish your food, but now..."
The grip around Rui's waist loosens slightly as Byou asks hesitantly, "Now what?"
"Eat your vegetables, or else you won't get to have me feed you. Oh, and you'll also be banished to the couch for being so bad," Rui giggles.
Byou grumbles moodily, "You're such a wife, Rui. A nagging one, like my aunt is to my uncle... Always nagging to eat healthily and take care, blah blah blah."
"Yeah? I'm your wife, then," Rui retorts. "I am not nagging at you, dear, I'm just being a good wife and taking care of you."
Byou mutters a string of curse words, presumably in English, and then sighs, "Fine. I'll eat it all up. Then you'll feed me the pudding, I don't get banished to the couch, and we have fun in the bedroom, okay?"
"That sounds reasonable," Rui says cheerfully. "Open up, Byou. That's for being a good boy."
He picks a strawberry slice from the plate, dips it in cream, and pops it into Byou's mouth, who smiles and chews happily. Rui giggles at the sight - this cute side of Byou is one that very few others have seen, and he feels so lucky to be able to see this.
Byou kisses him then, his lips tasting as sweet as the fruit he has just consumed. Rui kisses him back, smiling hard against it, and laughs softly when Byou pulls back.
"Now go eat up, chawan. I'll make sure you're rewarded for it later," Rui whispers deviously.
Byou smirks. "Alright, my wife."
I'm positively addicted to this pairing and how cute they are :'D They could totally be married >D Anddd shameless pimpage: if you liked this, I hope you join baka_kappuru, a new comm for Byou x Rui fans~! :D
Author: silveryxdark @ arcoireis
Chapters: Ficlet
Pairings: Byou x Rui
Genre: Fluff, humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None, unless you don't like guys in relationships with other guys. X'D And Byou drops the F-bomb once.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, unfortunately.
Summary: Rui cooks Byou vegetables when he goes over for dinner. Byou thinks Rui is like a nagging wife, but Rui thinks otherwise.
A/N: As inspired by Rui's Q&A Part 8, thanks to rui_a_day <3 Tsk tsk, Rui. What a wife. XD
"What the fuck?"
Rui sticks his head out of the kitchen, smiling sweetly at his boyfriend, currently seated at the dining table with arms folded. "What's wrong, chawan?" he asks.
Byou pouts and glares pointedly at the dishes in front of him. "This! It's all vegetables! Salad, and then... what, eggplants? Is that furofuki daikon? It doesn't even look like it!"
"Excuse me?" Rui says coolly, matching Byou's glare - except that his is directed at the man and not what he's cooked. "I've cooked all of this lovingly for you. You did say you wanted to come over for dinner, and that I could cook anything I wanted so long as it was for you!"
Byou suddenly looks rather sheepish and shifts back a little in his seat, under Rui's withering expression. "Um, yes, I did say that, but... I didn't expect this! Heck, I didn't even know you meant what you said on your blog!"
"Of course I meant it, Byou! You're going to eat your vegetables, or else," Rui says with an air of decisive finality, and heads back into the kitchen.
He grins to himself as he adds strawberries and cream to the glass bowl on the table, mixing it all properly. Humming to himself, he checks that everything is smooth, before adding another dollop of cream on top with a couple of strawberry slices right in the middle to perfect it. He is so absorbed that he does not hear the door open.
"AHH!" he yelps, as he drops the mixing spoon onto the floor when Byou's warm arms wrap around his waist.
"Hmm... I knew you wouldn't be this mean to me, Rui-chan," Byou breathes into his ear, pressing a kiss to the back of it.
Rui blushes at the sensation, but still says in a calm, collected voice, "Chawan, this is supposed to be a little surprise. I was considering to let you have it even if you didn't finish your food, but now..."
The grip around Rui's waist loosens slightly as Byou asks hesitantly, "Now what?"
"Eat your vegetables, or else you won't get to have me feed you. Oh, and you'll also be banished to the couch for being so bad," Rui giggles.
Byou grumbles moodily, "You're such a wife, Rui. A nagging one, like my aunt is to my uncle... Always nagging to eat healthily and take care, blah blah blah."
"Yeah? I'm your wife, then," Rui retorts. "I am not nagging at you, dear, I'm just being a good wife and taking care of you."
Byou mutters a string of curse words, presumably in English, and then sighs, "Fine. I'll eat it all up. Then you'll feed me the pudding, I don't get banished to the couch, and we have fun in the bedroom, okay?"
"That sounds reasonable," Rui says cheerfully. "Open up, Byou. That's for being a good boy."
He picks a strawberry slice from the plate, dips it in cream, and pops it into Byou's mouth, who smiles and chews happily. Rui giggles at the sight - this cute side of Byou is one that very few others have seen, and he feels so lucky to be able to see this.
Byou kisses him then, his lips tasting as sweet as the fruit he has just consumed. Rui kisses him back, smiling hard against it, and laughs softly when Byou pulls back.
"Now go eat up, chawan. I'll make sure you're rewarded for it later," Rui whispers deviously.
Byou smirks. "Alright, my wife."
I'm positively addicted to this pairing and how cute they are :'D They could totally be married >D Anddd shameless pimpage: if you liked this, I hope you join baka_kappuru, a new comm for Byou x Rui fans~! :D