'Cause I'm Smart
Doing all that yard work, end of last week, i was down on my knees quite a bit. Hey, 10 bags of yard clippings, whatcha gonna do, eh? It seems, though, that at some point, I knelt down on an anthill and was too beat tired/sweaty/grimy to really notice. My right shin is so covered with bites that I look like I have a flesh-eating virus attacking me...and christ, does it itch.