May 03, 2006 19:36
My dark machinery has failed me, as I have failed it. I forgot to set the mechanical rooster and henceforth was woken from the realm of my hideous dreams far too late to save me. In my haste to get to my ghastly vocation in a timely manner I forgot my vehicle was still staring bright eyed into the twighlight. By the end it was in such a coma it required the vast electrical stockpiles of the Queen's precious Auto Association.
My stuff failed me, cost I failed it. I forgot to set my alarm clock and woke up late. So I rushed to get to work and left my headlights on. My battery was flat and I had to call the RAA.