another reranking of pop tarts*

Jul 22, 2024 00:15

previous ranking. this post was inspired by trying the frosted chocolate chip pancake pop tarts.

*not every variety listed is currently available. some are seasonal, others were for a limited time.

  • frosted brown sugar cinnamon
  • s'mores
  • pumpkin pie (one of the few seasonal flavors i've tried, because who wants to commit to a box of 12 if you don't like them?)
  • cookies n' cream
  • chocolate fudge
  • chocolate chip
  • chocolate peanut butter
  • frosted banana bread. ok. could be more banana-y.
  • lemon crème pie. lemon things are either; not very lemony, lemony, or LEMON! these are the second.
  • peanut butter
  • fruit ones
  • pretzel pop tarts. dry & come apart at the end seams.
  • sugar cookie. would've been better, but smells like some kind of chemical. probably what they use to print the winter scenes on them.
  • frosted chocolate chip pancake. vague syrup flavor, no chocolate flavor. looks odd because of the chocolate chips on it.
  • apple jacks. barely tastes like anything, much less apple jacks
  • snickerdoodle. possibly tied with unfrosted, since they are too.
  • unfrosted ones
  • boston cream pie. boston cream filling is not meant to be eaten warm.

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