Dear Mun,

You're fat.

[ kade's door is open, a welcoming sign for one lucky lady. his bedroom is moderately clean, the air doesn't smell of what-not, and he even had the decency to slip his tit mags back into hiding. there's a folding table and chairs set up (the armchair has been pushed aside), and atop of that table is an assortment of deliciousness. ]


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( even louder now )

[ kade is propped up in his computer chair, typing away. he's a little late in catching a ride on the bandwagon. he'll just assume his invitation was lost in the mail. ]

( that's the googles )

There's an eerie air wafting through the halls of HQ. One stirred not only be the creepy music tacked to this entry, but by the uncharacteristic occurrence of... kade cleaning his room. He cleaned the bathroom, dusted, gathered his dirty clothes, trashed old and sullied tissues, and even made his bed. It was a day long event due to his frequent ( Read more... )

[ kade's an ass, but he's not spared from weaknesses. and one weakness of his? well, that would be guilt. it's true that he's not particularly fond of the guy in question, but that doesn't mean he wanted to kill his pet. he just wanted to be left alone. that's all ( Read more... )

[ bored. kade's bored. he's hanging out in one of the many sitting rooms. just sprawled out on his back on one of the couches. he'll think of something to do... eventually. perhaps a nap will suffice. ]

[ today sucked, it really did. and what can make a sucky day a little bit better? food, of course. so, kade is currently in the kitchen buttering slices of bread in preparation for his grilled cheese sandwiches. grilled cheese sandwiches were almost as tops as friend chicken, especially when paired with canned corn. mmgood.]

[ this is kade. he is in his room, sprawled out on his back and thumbing through an old favorite among his tit magazines. as usual, there's a cigarette dangling from his lips. as one would guess, the comfort levels are high. and the added buzz from his earlier drinks pretty much adds to it. what could go wrong? ]

[ guilt has a way of eating at people, and kade is certainly no exception. sure, he's an overly opinionated, ignorant jerk. but, in actuality his conscious is just as capable of remorse and guilt as anyone else who may partake in a kinder route of conduct. and the result of his guilt? sock whales. ]

( it's a whale )