*Cane does not know King Dedede, for he does not take dance. But he is aware that this teacher is basically a giant penguin... piplup... thing. So here, have a dancing penguin toy, mister dancing penguin! It actually sings instead of dances, oh well. (Special bonus: a HRRRRNG face a bongo drum!) It is badly wrapped in orange paper and left outside ( Read more... )

((Cane does not have much money: He either made these himself or found them really cheap somewhere %D))

EVERY SINGLE GIRL gets some Candy Canes. Isn't he clever. They're stuck together in heart-shapes like this. (He gives bigger ones to Midna, Nyx, Jolteon, and Smee, and all of the ~*especially pretty*~ girls.) Also included is a little stick for ( Read more... )

GUYS. GUYS, THERE IS MISTLETOE. DO ANY OF YOU GIRLS WANT A KISS? :D

*brb running around the halls to look for pretty girls. He is totes carrying some extra to hold over their heads just in case. BEING TALL IS FUN.*