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Bullet 002 - Video

Jan 04, 2012 11:04

[The screen opens up with America wearing his leader face that he uses whenever an emergency arises. He has one gloved fist raised to the level of his shoulder to emphasize the importance of his message.]Okay, guys! Listen up! I've got a real crisis here! And I mean, it's big ( Read more... )

america (alfred f. jones), +minato arisato, +teddie, +ange ushiromiya, +nepeta leijon

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[video] bluecurtains January 4 2012, 20:53:22 UTC

... you may have to just make do without a horse.

[If Minari Minato is a little more toneless and seems even more blank than usual, don't mind him.]

[video] fastfoodfreedom January 5 2012, 01:36:33 UTC

[America makes this 'urk' noise as he looks incredibly shocked that he heard Minato say such a thing.]

Aw, dude, that's totally like, violating some kind of major ranger code, y'know?! Seriously, you ever have a burger without the patty? Or uh, like sushi without the rice! Wait, that's sashimi or something, but you get what I'm saying, right?! No cowboy runs around without a horse! I'll get one for sure! I'm a hero, so it's gotta be this way!

[video] bluecurtains January 5 2012, 05:12:32 UTC

... cowboys don't spend the entire time on horseback. Sometimes they dismount. In towns or to sneak around places. ... at least in movies I've seen.

[video] fastfoodfreedom January 7 2012, 06:13:16 UTC

Yeah, but they always arrive on scene or ride off into the sunset on a horse! Or they gotta chase down bad guys or race a train or something! [He makes a riding motion by bobbing up and down and holding his hands up as if gripping reins.] Aw maaan, now I'm aching for some good ol' westerns! Guess this thingymajig doesn't have Netflix huh?

[video] bluecurtains January 7 2012, 06:27:07 UTC

If Minato were familiar with a certain classic Monty Python film, he would suggest coconuts. Alas, he is not.

You are lucky there aren't any trains here, then. Also, you are already here, so pretend you're just in the middle of the story.

...what's Netflix?

[video] fastfoodfreedom January 11 2012, 19:03:09 UTC

Hey, that's no fun if you can't add some action to the story, right? If it's gotta be done, I'm gonna do it right! There's no way a hero should settle for anything less! And dude, you gotta get out more if you've never tried Netflix! It's like a buffet! But with movies! Y'know, like all you can watch for $7.99 a month!

[video] bluecurtains January 11 2012, 21:06:32 UTC

Oh. ... I don't think we have Netflix in Japan.

And there are more ways to add some action besides a train or chasing someone on horseback.

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