Bullet 002 - Video
[The screen opens up with America wearing his leader face that he uses whenever an emergency arises. He has one gloved fist raised to the level of his shoulder to emphasize the importance of his message.]
Okay, guys! Listen up! I've got a real crisis here! And I mean, it's big!
So! I've been looking all over this kooky place and I can't find one single horse! It's like nobody knows what I'm talking about and okay, so I get that a lot, but come on, guys! How's a cowboy supposed to do any of his awesome hero feats without a ride?!
Then it hit me! Y'know, like lightning striking a tree! Okay, it'd totally suck to be that tree, but you guys follow, right?! If we got some folks here turning into animals, maybe someone out there is Pecos Bill's trusty steed! Don't worry, Widow-maker, I'm not giving up on ya, pal! If anybody finds him, send him my way, dudes!
Hey, in the meantime, I hear there's huge, wild beasts out there and I've been itching to wrangle something! If any of you animal guys up for some awesome western action and can carry one crazy-cool cowboy, let's partner up! [He salutes from the tip of his hat with two fingers before the feed ends.]
Okay, guys! Listen up! I've got a real crisis here! And I mean, it's big!
So! I've been looking all over this kooky place and I can't find one single horse! It's like nobody knows what I'm talking about and okay, so I get that a lot, but come on, guys! How's a cowboy supposed to do any of his awesome hero feats without a ride?!
Then it hit me! Y'know, like lightning striking a tree! Okay, it'd totally suck to be that tree, but you guys follow, right?! If we got some folks here turning into animals, maybe someone out there is Pecos Bill's trusty steed! Don't worry, Widow-maker, I'm not giving up on ya, pal! If anybody finds him, send him my way, dudes!
Hey, in the meantime, I hear there's huge, wild beasts out there and I've been itching to wrangle something! If any of you animal guys up for some awesome western action and can carry one crazy-cool cowboy, let's partner up! [He salutes from the tip of his hat with two fingers before the feed ends.]