It's a bloody miracle.
It's in the form of fanfic, but WHO CARES?

( Your hearing's going. If it was antigravity, it'd fall off the ground. )

"Okay, you get some sleep. Stay happy, darling."

( Inane, vaguely interesting rambles. Including, 'Sweeeeeet' )

Because I simply have no idea what to do with this thing.

( Because I'm simply clueless... )