I live the life that most men only dream about
That's right, I'm living the life of an elderly woman. Ever since I started house sitting for my grandmother, I've seen life through the eyes of an old lady. I have juice for dinner, in-depth conversations with a cat, and a pantry...A PANTRY! And if that wasn't enough, I've discovered that there's a plastic table and stool in the shower! What could you possibly do in the shower that would require a table? Eat? Read a book?! I have no idea. But I can't think about it anymore today since, as it is almost 4pm, I've gotta turn in for the night(?)