Ninja and Marshmallows [One-Shot]
Title: Ninja and Marshmallow
Rating: Pg [language? very little]
Pairing: Sakumoto, Ohmiya
Genre: Comedy, hinted romance
Word Count: 1,321
Disclamer: I dont own Arashi, for if I did god knows what would happen. And MatsuJun would be mine.
Summary: Just another day in the life of our Arashi members. What is remembered with a batch of old home movies. And happens with a pack or two of marshmallows?
A/N: So the one from last night was bad, but w/e still fun =] we need stupid ones in the collection as well. This one took some time, but I think it was sweet and came out good. Better than last nights. So enjoy!
I came back to my apartment one day to find a bunch of people there laughing. Confused and in shock I went into my living room to see just what was going on. Abia, Sho, Nino, and Ohno were all sitting in there watching old videos from our college days. What confused me the most though was…how did they get into my apartment?
I droped my keys and the bag I had reticently aquried onto the dining room table and walked over to the back of the couch. “What are you guys doing?”
“Shh!” Nino waved at me. “Watching old videos.”
Aiba’s laughter drowned out anything else he might have said.
“Wait! Wait! What are you doing?” Nino yelled from the video. “No!!! Aiba don’t you dare!” Nino was running after Aiba who had his gameboy in hand along with a bucket of water. “Why not?” Aiba laughed still running away.
The camera shook as Sho laughed. He was the apparent camera man and couldn’t help but laugh at this site.
“Because!” Nino yelled in desperation. “I just got that! Im so dead if it breaks.”
I turned my head to the side and leaned on the couch a bit. “Wait… isnt this from our 2nd year in high school?”
Aiba nodded. “Well, if you want to be technical about it. It was summer break right after we became 3rd years.”
“Oh….”
Aiba continued to run from Nino laughing all the way. “You don’t have to be so violent Nino! It’s just a game.”
From being so excited and not paying attention to where he was going Aiba tripped over a rock. Everything seemed to slow down then. Aiba went face first into the grass while Nino’s gameboy and the bucket of water go flying.
End result…the gameboy was drenched. And Aiba was in trouble.
“I SWARE TO GOD I’LL KILL YOU!!!” Nino yelled running after Aiba again who hadnt picked himself up from the ground yet. Nino moved as fast as he could and sat on Aiba and ave him one good punch in the face. “You ass-whole. Do you know how much trouble Im in now?” Nino went in for another punch only to be held back and pulled off the ground by Ohno.
“Kazu, calm down. It’s a game.” He said calmly.
“Game my ass! I just got it, and now I can’t even play it! Aiba you own me you bastard.”
“I don’t think name calling is necessary Nino…” I said walking into crama view over to Aiba who was still sitting on the ground. There was something behind my back. But I couldn’t tell what it was. “There is a much better solution to this.” I smiled pulling whatever it was from behind my back.
The hose went on full blast soaking Aiba in water. As hot as it was that day the water was freezing. Aiba tried as he might could not get away from the water.
Nino and I laughed hard. We were piratically in histarics as Aiba just pouted at the end of the couch. “God! I remember this!” I pointed at Nino. “You got the game maybe 2 weeks before hand and then Aiba….” I laughed laughing a bit more, “Because of how cold that water was he was sick for a week.”
Sho shook his head. “That was horrible. Hilarious…but horrible.”
“Isnt that what you said then,” Nino asked. Sho shrugged.
“Yeah,” Ohno interjected, “Then Jun turned the water onto him.” He laughed a little.
“Riiight….and then the two of them pretty much soaked Jun’s back yard fighting with the water. His parents were so mad!” Nino laughed a bit more.
“My mom is still mad about that actually. Something about how nothing grew properly in the yard after that.
Sho put in the next tape and hit play. I took a look at Aiba. “Oh you can’t still be mad about it.” He turned and smiled at me throwing a bunch of Marshmallows in my face. “What was that….?
“Marshmallows.” He said smugly with a huge grin on his face as he popped one into his mouth.
“Yes, I can see that.” I picked them off the floor and threw them out. “But why…more like where did you get marshmallows?”
Sho laughed. “Right about that. He came knocking on my door earlier about an hour ago with…what like 10 bags of them. It was ridiculous.”
“And how many are left?” We all looked at Aiba.
He counted. “About 8, 8 and a half. But who’s counting?”
A silence fell over the room. “Riiight….maybe we should just move on.” Nino said hitting play on the remote.”
There was a knock on the door. I finished writing my sentence and went to answer it. I held my breath when I saw Aiba and Nino. “Whatever it is I have no part in this.”
“Part in what?” Sho said looking up from his laptop.
“Whatever these two have planned.” I was about to close the door when Nino put his foor in.
“You’re so sour MatsuJun. We all need to have fun while we still can together.”
I crossed my arms and let them in. He had a point. After all Sho was transferring to Keio in two weeks. “Fine.”
“Since when was there a camera in our room,” Sho asked.
I nodded, “Yeah, that’s a good question. Nino?”
“Shut up! Im trying to watch this.”
There wasn’t much that went on in this video. We just talked for the most part about random things. Nothing eventful. That is until something went zooming past the camera at my face. Sho took immediate action though and intercepted it blocking me from harms way. He proceeded to sit there chewing on the marshmallow that Abia had thrown at me.
“That’s just proves I have mad Ninja Skills.”
“No, that just proves that you two are an official couple, if it wasn’t for that, Jun would be dead now. Wouldn’t be able to live with yourself then.”
“Does not!” Sho argued, “Because even if we weren't I still would've saved him from the deadly marshmallows!”
“You know…you still never payed me back for that.” Sho said turning the TV off to take a break form the videos.
I shrugged, “The opportunity hasn’t araised yet. Ill pay you back though. I jumped over the back of my couch and sat taking some marshmallows form Aiba.
“Well heres yoru chance.”
Things moved in slow motion at Aiba proceed to throw not one but three marshmallows at Sho. I acted fast and on a whim. I jumped in front oh his over the coffee table. I managed to catch on in my mouth and the other two in my hands.
“Now that is ninja skills.” I mumbled while eating the marshmallow. “And my debt is repaid.” I handed one to Sho who ate it right out of my hand. I think it was a pretty fulfilled day.
“That only worked out because you are an item! You are together, if it wasn’t for that...wouldn't have happened.” Nino objected.
“Lies!” I yelled. “If it’s a lie then you try it. Save Ohno from the deadly marshmallow! I’d like to see it happen.”
Nino laughed, “Not a problem” Aiba threw one at Ohno. And to prove my point, Nino missed.
“You lied, and killed Ohno. I hope your happy now.”
“Heartless!” Aiba yelled throwing Marshmallows at Nino to “kill” him as well.
Ohno, just to go along with the fun made a face. “Kazu…I thought you loved me. Then you go and let me die. Shameless.” He picked up on of the marshmallows by him and threw it at Nino.
“True…but I died as well for your houner! So now we are together forever.”
“BOOOO!” Aiba, Sho, and I yelled throwing numerous amounts at the Ohmiya pair.
“That’s not how the story should go! You should be living and saying that!”
Mood:
Ninja skilled xD
Music: One Love - Arashi
Rating: Pg [language? very little]
Pairing: Sakumoto, Ohmiya
Genre: Comedy, hinted romance
Word Count: 1,321
Disclamer: I dont own Arashi, for if I did god knows what would happen. And MatsuJun would be mine.
Summary: Just another day in the life of our Arashi members. What is remembered with a batch of old home movies. And happens with a pack or two of marshmallows?
A/N: So the one from last night was bad, but w/e still fun =] we need stupid ones in the collection as well. This one took some time, but I think it was sweet and came out good. Better than last nights. So enjoy!
I came back to my apartment one day to find a bunch of people there laughing. Confused and in shock I went into my living room to see just what was going on. Abia, Sho, Nino, and Ohno were all sitting in there watching old videos from our college days. What confused me the most though was…how did they get into my apartment?
I droped my keys and the bag I had reticently aquried onto the dining room table and walked over to the back of the couch. “What are you guys doing?”
“Shh!” Nino waved at me. “Watching old videos.”
Aiba’s laughter drowned out anything else he might have said.
“Wait! Wait! What are you doing?” Nino yelled from the video. “No!!! Aiba don’t you dare!” Nino was running after Aiba who had his gameboy in hand along with a bucket of water. “Why not?” Aiba laughed still running away.
The camera shook as Sho laughed. He was the apparent camera man and couldn’t help but laugh at this site.
“Because!” Nino yelled in desperation. “I just got that! Im so dead if it breaks.”
I turned my head to the side and leaned on the couch a bit. “Wait… isnt this from our 2nd year in high school?”
Aiba nodded. “Well, if you want to be technical about it. It was summer break right after we became 3rd years.”
“Oh….”
Aiba continued to run from Nino laughing all the way. “You don’t have to be so violent Nino! It’s just a game.”
From being so excited and not paying attention to where he was going Aiba tripped over a rock. Everything seemed to slow down then. Aiba went face first into the grass while Nino’s gameboy and the bucket of water go flying.
End result…the gameboy was drenched. And Aiba was in trouble.
“I SWARE TO GOD I’LL KILL YOU!!!” Nino yelled running after Aiba again who hadnt picked himself up from the ground yet. Nino moved as fast as he could and sat on Aiba and ave him one good punch in the face. “You ass-whole. Do you know how much trouble Im in now?” Nino went in for another punch only to be held back and pulled off the ground by Ohno.
“Kazu, calm down. It’s a game.” He said calmly.
“Game my ass! I just got it, and now I can’t even play it! Aiba you own me you bastard.”
“I don’t think name calling is necessary Nino…” I said walking into crama view over to Aiba who was still sitting on the ground. There was something behind my back. But I couldn’t tell what it was. “There is a much better solution to this.” I smiled pulling whatever it was from behind my back.
The hose went on full blast soaking Aiba in water. As hot as it was that day the water was freezing. Aiba tried as he might could not get away from the water.
Nino and I laughed hard. We were piratically in histarics as Aiba just pouted at the end of the couch. “God! I remember this!” I pointed at Nino. “You got the game maybe 2 weeks before hand and then Aiba….” I laughed laughing a bit more, “Because of how cold that water was he was sick for a week.”
Sho shook his head. “That was horrible. Hilarious…but horrible.”
“Isnt that what you said then,” Nino asked. Sho shrugged.
“Yeah,” Ohno interjected, “Then Jun turned the water onto him.” He laughed a little.
“Riiight….and then the two of them pretty much soaked Jun’s back yard fighting with the water. His parents were so mad!” Nino laughed a bit more.
“My mom is still mad about that actually. Something about how nothing grew properly in the yard after that.
Sho put in the next tape and hit play. I took a look at Aiba. “Oh you can’t still be mad about it.” He turned and smiled at me throwing a bunch of Marshmallows in my face. “What was that….?
“Marshmallows.” He said smugly with a huge grin on his face as he popped one into his mouth.
“Yes, I can see that.” I picked them off the floor and threw them out. “But why…more like where did you get marshmallows?”
Sho laughed. “Right about that. He came knocking on my door earlier about an hour ago with…what like 10 bags of them. It was ridiculous.”
“And how many are left?” We all looked at Aiba.
He counted. “About 8, 8 and a half. But who’s counting?”
A silence fell over the room. “Riiight….maybe we should just move on.” Nino said hitting play on the remote.”
There was a knock on the door. I finished writing my sentence and went to answer it. I held my breath when I saw Aiba and Nino. “Whatever it is I have no part in this.”
“Part in what?” Sho said looking up from his laptop.
“Whatever these two have planned.” I was about to close the door when Nino put his foor in.
“You’re so sour MatsuJun. We all need to have fun while we still can together.”
I crossed my arms and let them in. He had a point. After all Sho was transferring to Keio in two weeks. “Fine.”
“Since when was there a camera in our room,” Sho asked.
I nodded, “Yeah, that’s a good question. Nino?”
“Shut up! Im trying to watch this.”
There wasn’t much that went on in this video. We just talked for the most part about random things. Nothing eventful. That is until something went zooming past the camera at my face. Sho took immediate action though and intercepted it blocking me from harms way. He proceeded to sit there chewing on the marshmallow that Abia had thrown at me.
“That’s just proves I have mad Ninja Skills.”
“No, that just proves that you two are an official couple, if it wasn’t for that, Jun would be dead now. Wouldn’t be able to live with yourself then.”
“Does not!” Sho argued, “Because even if we weren't I still would've saved him from the deadly marshmallows!”
“You know…you still never payed me back for that.” Sho said turning the TV off to take a break form the videos.
I shrugged, “The opportunity hasn’t araised yet. Ill pay you back though. I jumped over the back of my couch and sat taking some marshmallows form Aiba.
“Well heres yoru chance.”
Things moved in slow motion at Aiba proceed to throw not one but three marshmallows at Sho. I acted fast and on a whim. I jumped in front oh his over the coffee table. I managed to catch on in my mouth and the other two in my hands.
“Now that is ninja skills.” I mumbled while eating the marshmallow. “And my debt is repaid.” I handed one to Sho who ate it right out of my hand. I think it was a pretty fulfilled day.
“That only worked out because you are an item! You are together, if it wasn’t for that...wouldn't have happened.” Nino objected.
“Lies!” I yelled. “If it’s a lie then you try it. Save Ohno from the deadly marshmallow! I’d like to see it happen.”
Nino laughed, “Not a problem” Aiba threw one at Ohno. And to prove my point, Nino missed.
“You lied, and killed Ohno. I hope your happy now.”
“Heartless!” Aiba yelled throwing Marshmallows at Nino to “kill” him as well.
Ohno, just to go along with the fun made a face. “Kazu…I thought you loved me. Then you go and let me die. Shameless.” He picked up on of the marshmallows by him and threw it at Nino.
“True…but I died as well for your houner! So now we are together forever.”
“BOOOO!” Aiba, Sho, and I yelled throwing numerous amounts at the Ohmiya pair.
“That’s not how the story should go! You should be living and saying that!”
Mood:
Ninja skilled xD
Music: One Love - Arashi