The juno_magic made me do it...

[arandil13]

Ask one of my characters a question!

I'm changing the meme slightly.

You may ask one of my characters (canon or original) a question. You can ask as many questions as you like, of as many characters as you like. My characters have no secrets... *glares at Nihil's GrandfatherThe character (not me) will answer your question honestly, but perhaps

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[arandil13]

Carrie

Taste? *giggle* I don't know, I haven't ever eaten one...

No, I'm sorry. I guess you want a serious answer, and I guess you want me to share my, um, intimate experiences with a certain elf.

Where to begin?

You know, all of their skin is kind of, I don't know, different than ours. It's soft, not soft like baby skin soft, because it's hard at the same time. Ok, no, that doesn't make any sense.

Ok, am I at 100 words yet? No. Alright. I mean, do you want to hear what it's like to have your mouth on one? Because the lobe is no different from ours. Or do you want to hear about my experiences while my mouth was on one?

Wow. I've been hanging around Elves for too long because I managed to answer with 100 words and still say absolutely nothing!

Legolas

*furrows brows*

(uncertainly) I think he is my father.

Feanor *folds arms* *glares* I don't have to answer that

[arandil13]

Ok, (now this is me) the gist is that Feanor took your meaning of *teasing* in a... um... provocative? smutty? manner. Being that this post is not f-locked, I wanted to keep it PG and family-friendly. His response was most definitely not going to be.

Legolas says that he does not think you look stupid, nor does he hope you look stupid.

Carrie and Nerdanel are not here. They have gone to bury the Nuzgul that Feanor ran through with his sword (Carrie's idea). Carrie was crying because she doesn't get another story and Nerdanel was sympathetic because, well, she's married to Feanor and she understands...

[arandil13]

well... you know how to push his buttons...

"It is not that I wish not to speak of him. The question you asked was one with so many potential answers. Were I so inclined, I could fill days speaking with you about my ada. It would help to know what you wished to know of him."