Galadriel and her stupid hair

[arandil13]

I hate Galadriel.

Right now, I hate everything about Galadriel but mostly I think I hate her hair. What is so frickin special about her hair anyway? I have managed to work out 99% of Fëanor’s actions; what his motives were, what was going on in that hot little head of his at the time, what events in his life caused the particular act. I understood

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[edoraslass]

Maybe he's into voodoo?

Maybe you should ask Gimli what the deal with Galadriel's hair is. Cept you might get an answer that would creep you out, when applied to Feanor.

Or perhaps was he just being a pain, asking her cause he knew A)she'd say no and B) that it would irritate her if he kept asking?

We in Rohan know little of your strange elvish ways...

[arandil13]

And see, now here's the problem. I'm afraid of that creepy answer; I'm afraid that Feanor's reasons may be a little too close to Gimli's for my squick threshhold.

And for all his annoying irritating charming personality traits, I don't think he was a scutch just for it's own sake.

Oh, the trials and tribulations of being a pervy elf fancier hopeless drooling feanor fangurl dedicated writer of quality elvish fiction...

[edoraslass]

Then I say go with VOODOO! Voodoo wins over that particular squick with me, uh-huh.

..or maybe he wanted to dye his hair that colour, and wanted her hair so he could match it at the beauty shop?

[arandil13]

VOODOO, huh? Hmm...how can I work that into my story.

I swear. Like the stupid kinslaying wasn't enough drama...

[edoraslass]

Elves are drama queens, I'm tellin' ya. :)

[arandil13]

Please....like men are any better...

Ok, so it was an elf who made the Silmarlis, and an elf who made the Rings of Power (minus the One), but still...men have had their fair share of drama. *coughcoughnumenorcoughcough*

[unnumberedtears]

Or Feanor could have been a PEF along the same lines as Maeglin...

[arandil13]

Yeah, what's up with that? Tolkien really liked the "if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family" mantra. Maeglin, Turin, and now poor Feanor? No! No! I can't do it! I can't!