Most Useless Code Evar!!

[aram1024]

This is the most useless java program evar, which is why I wrote it.

public class Syphilis
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
int random=(int)(Math.random()*4);
String firstThing="Syphilis";
String secondThing="Ice Cream";
String string1;
String string2;
boolean appendage=false;
if (random==1 || random==1) {
string1=firstThing;
string2=secondThing;
}
else if (random==3){
string1=firstThing;
string2=firstThing;
appendage=true;
}
else {
string1=secondThing;
string2=secondThing;
appendage=true;
}

if(string1.equalsIgnoreCase(string2)) {
System.out.print("The world blows up again!!!");
if (appendage==true) System.out.print(" DAMN YOU AND YOUR "+string1.toUpperCase()+"!!!");
}
else System.out.println("You've saved my life, so in return I'll spare yours...for now.");
System.out.println();
}
}

Give all your friends Syphilis.java from me!