Oct 24, 2009 17:37
Things that will wake a sleeping baby:
The merest suggestion of parental nookie.
Being gently placed in a crib.
Being covered with soft, warm blankets.
A goodnight kiss.
Things that will not wake a sleeping baby:
Cats caterwauling.
The neighbor baby screaming.
Loud music.
Dishes clattering to the floor and breaking into tiny shards.
The vaccum.