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Words of wisdom to the new kitten:
Ambush the older cat at your own risk. However, standing outside the litterbox, slapping the side is neither stealthy nor sneaky. She knows you are there.
Toes are not funny shaped, naked, legless mice begging to be chewed on.
Expect to get flipped across the hall when you try to play ride'em cowboy on the older cat. Being older means she's 3 times your age (if not more) and 3 times your size.
If it looks like water, sounds like water and smells like water, it probably is water. The toilet is not a monster, a playground, a fancy drinking bowl or a grand mystery. If you jump in it, you will get wet. Every time.
No matter how hard you try, you can't climb the wall or catch the ceiling fan. But it is fun to watch you try.
The house is not your personal racetrack. No matter what the older cat tells/shows you.
You, too, will get a belled collar. To protect those toes mentioned above.
Going to the farthest corner of the house then yowling like you got into a bear trap might be funny to you but it gives the people heart palpatations.
Ambush the older cat at your own risk. However, standing outside the litterbox, slapping the side is neither stealthy nor sneaky. She knows you are there.
Toes are not funny shaped, naked, legless mice begging to be chewed on.
Expect to get flipped across the hall when you try to play ride'em cowboy on the older cat. Being older means she's 3 times your age (if not more) and 3 times your size.
If it looks like water, sounds like water and smells like water, it probably is water. The toilet is not a monster, a playground, a fancy drinking bowl or a grand mystery. If you jump in it, you will get wet. Every time.
No matter how hard you try, you can't climb the wall or catch the ceiling fan. But it is fun to watch you try.
The house is not your personal racetrack. No matter what the older cat tells/shows you.
You, too, will get a belled collar. To protect those toes mentioned above.
Going to the farthest corner of the house then yowling like you got into a bear trap might be funny to you but it gives the people heart palpatations.