tonight these things just keep getting more and more ridiculous...

[aqueous_sammo]

Refrigerated Rebellion

Today, gentlemen,
it is not the skillet that shall snare the eggs,
BUT THE EGGS THAT SHALL INDEED SNARE THE SKILLET!
Today is our day of glory.
We shall stand, however wobbily,
but nonetheless intact,
as our mother egg intended.
By yolk of our souls,
WE SHELL (heh) BE VICTORIOUS!
Lieutenant Brown...
Begin the hardboiling.