Hey there Johnny, you really don't fool me

[aquatic_canine]

An update for everyone who was not with me when I got the text message (meaning everyone but cornporngirl :3). For those of you playing at home: I've been spending a lot of time up at my friend Deb's place because she got robbed. All of my weekends in October were pretty much spent helping her clean up and reorganize all of the stuff that got fucked up. A task that was made even more depressing by the fact that she knew exactly who had robbed her and could do fuck all to prove it. Last weekend, she got a call from her Ex saying 'so I uh . . . I heard you got robbed and uh- well I found this stuff in my daughters room . . .'. They talked for at least an hour and discovered that the pile of loot contained:

• Her mothers antique jewelry
• Her grandfathers pocket watches
• Her brothers military medals
• Several gifts from friends including a bracelet with her birth month on it
• Her derringer (still dismantled)
• A few pieces that obviously belonged to some other poor bastard
and the kicker:

• plans to another house!

Needless to say (except I need to say it!) Ex called the cops. Cops came down and arrested the daughters boyfriend who, on finding himself in cuffs, confessed to everything and swore to give up the location where the rest of the loot was (hopefully including Deb's computer and her shotgun). I give him props for trying to protect his girl but the fact that all that shit was found in her room does not speak well in her favor. When I got off of the phone with her, Deb was going to bed for what would probably be the best night of sleep that she's gotten in a month.

And now, the meme that reminded me to share the righteous vindication:

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?
Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.