Your worst (corniest) jokes.

[aquatang]

Ok, so I've decided after hearing some of biat's ATROCIOUSLY bad but funny jokes, I want to make a notebook with em and take em with me to college to amuse myself. Along with the Ellen DVD spam got me [:D

Comments

[swimlilfishie]

yes, but that means you guys have to come to philadelphia. or i could go to wellesley. i know you don't like ming tsai, but his blue ginger is actually pretty good. really good calamari.

[biat]

is she into your rap or 50 cent rap? :p

say these out loud:

[blackwinterbyrd]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idear.

what do you call a deer with no balls and no eyes?

no fucking idear.

last one.

a deer with no balls, no eyes, and no legs?

(drumroll)

STILL no fucking idear!

[magniloquentmir]

more maimed animal jokes

what do you call a fish with no eyes? (this works better verbally)

fsh

what do you call a cow with two legs?

lean beef.

and the mother of all bad jokes, which my dad concocted at three in the morning and woke me up to tell:

what to, a bunch of humans running really fast along a track have in common with a bunch of raccoons dragging a large frozen block of urine?

one is a people race. and the other is... a pee-pull race.

[aquatang]

sure! :)

fabulously bad joke :D I love it.