Your worst (corniest) jokes.
Ok, so I've decided after hearing some of biat's ATROCIOUSLY bad but funny jokes, I want to make a notebook with em and take em with me to college to amuse myself. Along with the Ellen DVD spam got me [:D].
So hit me with your .. worst.. jokes.
Examples:
Why did they call him Tom?
Because that's his name. [Spam]
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Chicken. [Shit]
->ensuing conversation:
2 z: why did the chicken cross the road?
7 2: because it wanted to
2 z: chicken.
7 2: wait I don't get the chicken one.
2 z: neither do i
2 z: it has no point
2 z: which is the point
7 2: ...
Really, her jokes are truly awful. Anyway. Comment away!
[I'd also like to take a moment and thank LJ for not crappin' out on me. Appreciate it, LJ.)
And did I mention my roomie is not only into rap, but ALSO a foodie? Beteh & I are gonna have another foodie near us! YES!
So hit me with your .. worst.. jokes.
Examples:
Why did they call him Tom?
Because that's his name. [Spam]
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Chicken. [Shit]
->ensuing conversation:
2 z: why did the chicken cross the road?
7 2: because it wanted to
2 z: chicken.
7 2: wait I don't get the chicken one.
2 z: neither do i
2 z: it has no point
2 z: which is the point
7 2: ...
Really, her jokes are truly awful. Anyway. Comment away!
[I'd also like to take a moment and thank LJ for not crappin' out on me. Appreciate it, LJ.)
And did I mention my roomie is not only into rap, but ALSO a foodie? Beteh & I are gonna have another foodie near us! YES!