Kirk AND Spock
So, my procrastination led to me seek-out Kirk/Spock slash because, well, when you read academic pieces on slash everyone brings up that slash started in the late 60s with Kirk and Spock having inter-species buttsecks. And I just read the funniest freaking ficlet called:
"Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing
or
If My Aunt From Minnesota Wrote Fanfic"
And you have to read it. I mean, like, now. It's really short and actually made me lol.
C'mon--here's some of the more colorful quotes:
"Meanwhile, Spock is thinkin' that those tight pants have Jim's behind wrapped up prettier than the prize bundt cake at the church bazaar."
"And when they're done, they have some milk and cookies, and just as they're settlin' down for a good nap, Doctor McCoy shows up. Well, it's wake up and smell the lutefisk. He feels kinda bad, doncha know, because he's got a special sausage he was plannin' to give Jim for Christmas, but it's clear that, come December, it won't be his sausage that Jim'll be warmin'. So he cuts himself a good size piece of yellow cake with the chocolate pudding frosting and says, "Now if that don't beat all.""
Here's the link: (READ NOW!)
http://www.invisibleplanets.com/kirk_spock/icefishing.htm
"Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing
or
If My Aunt From Minnesota Wrote Fanfic"
And you have to read it. I mean, like, now. It's really short and actually made me lol.
C'mon--here's some of the more colorful quotes:
"Meanwhile, Spock is thinkin' that those tight pants have Jim's behind wrapped up prettier than the prize bundt cake at the church bazaar."
"And when they're done, they have some milk and cookies, and just as they're settlin' down for a good nap, Doctor McCoy shows up. Well, it's wake up and smell the lutefisk. He feels kinda bad, doncha know, because he's got a special sausage he was plannin' to give Jim for Christmas, but it's clear that, come December, it won't be his sausage that Jim'll be warmin'. So he cuts himself a good size piece of yellow cake with the chocolate pudding frosting and says, "Now if that don't beat all.""
Here's the link: (READ NOW!)
http://www.invisibleplanets.com/kirk_spock/icefishing.htm